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If you are a minority age for your country or culture, please accept my invitation to close this window at once. You then have my permission to go find your parents and call them irresponsible, lazy, and borderline negligent. Everybody else can grab some wet-wipes and a bottle of lube and do what comes naturally.
“Did I leave the iron on when I left home this morning…?”